Castor: The two of us have noticed a growing problem in our daily routine.
Pollux: You said it. Thr problem is WE are growing. Mommy's lap just isn't big enough for the two of us anymore.
Castor: You'd think that as special as we are, the least mommy could do is grow a bigger lap. But mommy steadfastly asserts that she will not accomodate us in that manner.
Pollux: So what's a Meezer to do when real estate isn't sufficiently large for horizontal expansion?
Castor: The only thing to do, of course! Vertical Expansion! Behold, the high-rise of Meezer lap luxury! Note that the upper story of our dwelling is well insulated.
Pollux: Mommy is beginning to wonder if our registration papers are accurate. I may be part kangaroo!