Pollux: Honestly, I don't know how Meommy ever gets anything done without us on her lap.
Castor: After all, Pollux's breath is enough to keep anyone awake, even on a Monday!
Meommy: Actually between the space heater next to the computer and a lap full of warm kitties, I am definitely needing a bit more caffine in order to be productive today! One of these boys has been passing a little bit of stinky badness, and that's a real eye opener! Think I may have to cut back on the stinky goodness.
Castor and Pollux: Memommy! That wasn't us! that was... ummm, the dogs, yeah, that's it, the dogs! Don't you dare cut back on the stinky goodness!
Hey, wake up you! (whap)