Castor: Some of you kitties wondered wht I was peeking at from behind the stair spindle. Well, here's what I was peeking at- my brother sleeping in MY sunny spot! I thought about pouncing him and running him out of my sunny spot. But then meommy brought out the flashy box and I didn't want to be caught being a mean boy.
Pollux: Thanks, bro for sharing the sunny spot and not pouncing me. It's been a tough week. Meommy has been after me for various offenses. She says I chew her hair too much. How could she say that! I'm just trying to groom her, but her hairs are so long, they gets all stuck in my mouth! And she's had to move her make-up brushes inside the cabinet instead of on the vanity because I think they make GREAT cat toys. I got in trouble for some sloppy litter box issues. I had the squirts, and some got stuck, so I did the only thing I could think to do- I scooped my bootie on the floor. Some was still on me too, so meommy had to clean my furs, my backside, and the carpet. I was soooo embarrassed!
Castor: Yeah, that was furry funny! But I've been getting in trouble for my litter box manners too. Meommy has been telling me that I need to start covering my pees and poops up. And I really like using the same place in the litter box over and over again. Since I don't cover it up, it becomes a massive stinky place in the litter box even though she cleans both of our boxes every day or every other day as needed.
Pollux: And we have another bone to pick with meommy. There has been talk of going "out of town." She said that daddy bean will also be "out of town." Meommy's daddy will be house sitting (and of course, cat sitting and woofie sitting and little girl bean sitting) for TWO WEEKS!!!! This news was bad enough, but we also overheard that the grand-daddy bean DOESN'T LIKE CATS!!!! He joked that he might SELL US if he got a good offer. Meommy said she wouldn't sell us for a squillion dollars. Phew! That's good news. But we're not at all sure of grand daddy bean. Who's lap are we going to sit on? Will he give us our stinky goodness? Will he place feather wand with us? Will he slip us a bite or two of food from his plate? Will we be able to blog and visit our friends bloggies? Somehow we doubt it. Meommy is going to leave instructions, so hopefully grand-daddybean will do ask he's asked. And surely he won't be able to resist our meezerly charms. Maybe after two weeks with us, he'll become a faithful human servant too!